Disclaimer: This list of table sex positions can be easily achieved by most people. But for those with certain medical conditions, please consult your healthcare provider before trying the unconventional positions shared in this guide.
When you think of table sex and table sex positions, you might think that it’s unsafe and challenging. But if you stay cautious of your surroundings and boundaries, you’re sure to pull it off.
In this guide, we’ll let you know our favorite table sex positions and how to do them right. We also classified them from beginner-friendly to the more advanced, along with solo and oral sex positions too. We made sure there’s an option for everyone.
5 Easy Table Sex Positions For Beginners
Let’s start things off at a beginner level through this easy-to-follow section.
Note: We’ll be giving instructions from the receiver’s point of view. These positions are also great for both vaginal and anal penetration.
1 Stargazing
POV: You’re about to have one of the best sex of your life. Or maybe the best one as your partner looks at you with so much trust and lust in their eyes. You might already be seeing stars along the way without going outside with this captivating table sex position.
How to Do This Position: Your back is fully pressed down on the table as your partner makes space between your legs. They’d take your knees, which are now bent, and lift them up so their genitalia makes contact with yours. Your legs may interlace behind their back. From there, they can thrust you with their cock or strap-on dildo, their hands touching your chest to your thighs.
As for you, you may hold onto the edge of the tables for support or play around with your external erogenous zones like your breasts or clit if you’re a vulva owner.
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2 Sexflection
When will my reflection show who is inside me?
Well, this rather transparent table sex position can! All you need is a table and any kind of mirror. It can be in any space, from the living room, bedroom, and bathroom with its countertop! What’s extra hot about this sex position is that you can glance and gaze at each other with feistiness and intimacy, even seeing how they touch you and all.
How to Do This Position: Stand in front of the table, then bend forward. Your hands then clutch the edges of the table. But they can also go down onto your elbows together in front like you’re doing a plank. Your thighs are pressed together, with your butt slowly lifting up as your feet rise on its tippy toes. Your partner will then stand behind you, maybe place one foot forward. With their hands on your waist, they slide themselves inside you.
May it be their though their cock or strap-on dildo. As they keep thrusting, their hands may roam all over your back and hair, maybe leave kisses on your neck too. All while they try to keep steady eye contact with you, who may be convulsing yet trying to look back at them. Let your eyes communicate your needs alongside your words.
3 Chef’s Special
Dinner is served. Get ready to be devoured as you are. Not raw though like don’t forget protection!
How to Do This Position: Carefully lie down on the table, bend your legs, and spread your legs open. That gap is where your partner stands where they’d hover down and place their arms on either side of you. Naturally, you’d wrap your arms and legs around them as they enter you, kissing them even as they move in and out of you. Make sure not to rock the table too much!Â
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4 Embrace MeÂ
A usual go-to table sex position for any situation! Whether it be for a sudden quickie or something more intimate, this position can get you and your boo wrapped around one another.
How to Do This Position: Sit down on the edge of the table. Your legs are spread open, making way for your partner to insert themselves and wrap them around you. You, on the other hand, can keep your legs as open as they are or wrap around their waist. As penetration heats up, make way for lots of dirty talking and kissing!
5 All Hail
A whole different praise going on here! But this time, your partner has full access to you from behind.
How to Do This Position: Get on your knees on the table and lower your body into a child’s pose position from yoga. With your back slightly arched, arms planted on the table, and legs spread apart, raise your butt a little bit. Your partner is behind you, maybe tiptoeing a bit as they slide their penis or strap-on dildo smoothly inside of you. They can caress your back and even squeeze both as they penetrate you.
5 Daring Table Sex Positions For The Experts
Take things up a notch with your table through this wild section.
Note: We’ll be giving instructions from the receiver’s point of view. These positions are also great for both vaginal and anal penetration.
1 Work Break
Take a breather from your work tasks, even for a bit. Perhaps this table sex position can be added to your break too?
How to Do This Position: Your partner sits on the chair with their legs apart. You sit on their hips facing the other direction, your butt meeting their chest as your palms rest on the table. Your knees are also bent against the chair and your back is arched. Let your partner praise you from the back with kisses and slow-to-fast grinds on their penis or strap-on dildo.
2 Orgasmic Cobra
Oh, you’re gonna need strong back muscles for this table sex position.
How to Do This Position: On the table, lie on your stomach with your legs bent and dangling the edges of the table. Rest your forearms on the table too. As your partner situates themselves behind you, they can help lift your legs up and wrap them around their waist. Upon entering you, their hands stay on your hips as they crave to be closer to you at every thrust.
3 All Hands On Deck
This wild table sex position is for the brave souls, the ones who have no limits! You’re going to have to make sure both the table and chair are stable and strong enough during such deep penetration.
How to Do This Position: Your partner sits near the edge of the table, their hands placed backwards to support them. Their feet are on the chair in front of him. As for you, you lower yourself down on their cock or strap-on dildo. Your back is also facing them, then your hands stretch forward to hold onto the chair. Leaning forward, you move your hips in circles or a grinding motion. Your partner follows your pace too. Feel free to moan as this table sex position can get really pleasurable once you feel comfortable!
4 Deep and High
Perhaps, lifting your legs higher can push your partner in deeper to where you are most sensitive. And this curled-up table sex position can take you to those very lengths. Just a little heads up — being flexible is advantageous here.
How to Do This Position: Sit on the edge of the table and place your hands on the back. Turn your palms to face your butt. Your partner would then be facing in front of you, then lift your legs up to their shoulders. They bend their knees too for better stability and not get tense, pressing themself even closer to you. His arms roam around your waist, hips, or the sides of your chest. Both of you must engage your core as you move together so neither of you fumble or flail out of position.
5 Seduction 101
Legs up again for you, except you’re lying down this time. Quite a bit of change in position, but it’s pleasurable nonetheless, especially with your partner hovering this time around. Consider this rather picture-perfect table sex position to be a delicacy neither of you can resist.
How to Do This Position: Rest on your back on the table with your elbows propping you up. Lift your legs and press them close to your hips. Your partner slides through the gap between your lips, pressing themselves on your crotch and buttocks. Your legs rest on their shoulders, bringing them closer to your lips as you share a kiss. Their legs are bent as they rest their hands on your lower back. This step further stabilizes them and also brings more ease to your body as they thrust into you.
5 Oral and Solo Table Sex Positions
If you’re craving sexual pleasure outside of penetration, this section is just for you.
Note: We’ll be giving instructions from the receiver’s point of view.Â
1 Strong Queen
Take cunnilingus to a different level through this yummy table sex position!
How to Do This Position: Your partner settles down first as they sit backwards on the chair and rest their back on the table. Their legs intertwine with the chair for further body support. As for you, get onto the table and kneel in all four over your partner’s face. In other words, you’re straddling it as your hands hold onto the top rail.Â
Your partner holds your hips and dictates how low they want your folds to be from their face, supporting you. They can even play around with your butt by squeezing or slapping it and fingering you as they eat you out. Arch your back when it feels good; it also just feels natural to do so!
2 Lick My Popsicle
No weather can melt a hard erection! Let this bold blowjob position keep you all warm and maybe a bit cozy too.
How to Do This Sex Position: You lean back against the table. As for your partner, they kneel on the floor facing you. They can place a pillow underneath their knees for comfort. They’d then grasp on your length and flick their tongue out. Up and down your shaft, they bob their head as they take your full length in. It’s even hotter when they cup and play with your balls for more pleasure!
3 Sweet Candy
Would you fancy an elevated breakfast for a change? This oral table sex position might just be what you’re looking for.
How to Do This Position: Lie down on the table with your elbows propping you up. Legs open, your partner moves in between them and lifts your butt in the air. Their mouth meets with your crotch, satisfying you with licks, sucks, and swirls that’ll definitely bring you to your o’!
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4 Champagne Fun
Table sex can be a solo affair too. If you’re a penis owner, here’s one easy solo table sex position you can try out with your table of choice.
How to Do This Position: Sit on the edge of the table. Your legs can dangle or stay in a tiptoeing position — your choice here. You may either jerk off with your hands or utilize a cock ring for extra buzzing and thrill down there! For the latter, your hands can play around with your balls for added pleasure.
5 Solo Date
For the solo girlies, don’t think we missed you here. This solo table sex position takes humping to a different scale.
How to Do This Position: Place your vibrator of choice on the edge of the table. Then cover it with a blanket. Face the table then, get near the covered vibrator, and grind on it. You may even tiptoe and lift your leg a little if it feels better and more natural to you.
Tips To Remember Before Trying These Table Sex Positions
Before getting down and dirty on the table, keep in mind these vital tips that’ll keep your table sexcapades safe and even more enjoyable.
1 Communicate with your partner.
If you find yourself interested in doing table sex or any table sex position to heat things up, it’s important to tell your partner. Be completely transparent about this sexual interest of yours, from why you like it, what kind of fun it brings, and how to act it out. From there, give them some time to think about it. Whatever they decide, respect it even if they reject it.
But if they’re down for it just like you are, it’s time to get to planning! Search through all the possible table sex positions (like the one in the guide) and choose the one/s that stands out to you to try. Assuming it’s your first time, start off with a beginner-friendly table sex position.
2 Make sure to have the right table.
You can’t just be having sex on a random table with this type of sex! It can jeopardize your safety if that’s your way of thinking.
First and foremost, it has to be stable. It should have strong legs on each edge, holding itself upright and capable of having a lot of things on top of it. Because weight is really going to matter here.
For one, using a foldable table may be dangerous when it’s made of light material like plastic. When the penetration gets too rough, it can disassemble suddenly, making either one of you or both fall along with it. You can even get injured. Hence, a table made of sturdy materials like wood and marble is advisable.
Another thing to consider is the table’s location. As much as possible, it should be in a private space. You don’t want any prying eyes catching on you two getting some action! Hence, we suggest any space in your home with blinds so you can close them and get in, like your bedroom, living room, kitchen, and bathroom. For the latter two, be extra careful so neither of you slips and falls.
The table’s height is also key here. It shouldn’t be too short wherein you can’t lean against it or too high so neither of you can reach it. It should at least be waist-level so you can sit and lie down, making your hips meet.
3 Prepare your sexentials.
Just like any kind of sex, you need a few certain items that’ll ensure your safety and amplify the fun even more. In this case of table sex, some items that are key to use include:
- Cushion (for your back or butt to avoid body aches)
- Lube
- Protection (condoms especially)
- Water
4 Start slow and easy.
Table sex can be tough on the first couple of tries. Whether it be from the hardness of the table or trying different angles, it’ll take a while to find the right spots. Even if you’re experienced in the bedroom.
So don’t rush into things; maybe even remember what it was like to be a virgin, completely new and exploring what works for you. Take your time to ease into this type of sex, listen to your body and what sparks pleasure. Remember them the next time you have table sex again. Alongside this, work your way up in terms of difficulty. Stick with the beginner-friendly table sex positions to get the hang of using a table as your surface of choice.
5 Clean up!
Just like a messy bed, you don’t leave it as is. After sex, clean the table up because you’re still going to use it, whether it be for work, cooking, etc.Â
Simultaneously, you should clean yourself up because sex makes you all sweaty and exhausted. Being fresh post-sex makes you feel more confident and prevents you from experiencing post-coital dysphoria.
Plus, cleaning up is part of the aftercare stage! Use this time to bond with your partner as well, telling each other what you liked about the sex and what can be improved for future sexcapades.
Takeaway
And that wraps up our fun guide on table sex positions! We hope you took away a sex position or two to show off to your boo and perhaps take things up a notch. But first, make sure to tell them more about table sex and get the green light from them. From there, prepare eagerly for it by having the right table and sexentials on the side. With those in your formula, you’re set to have an experimental, good time!
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